I just read some good advice, "If we only had a personal handbook to ourselves to hand over."
Wouldn't that be interesting if we really did. It got me thinking about what I might put in mine.
Start-up Section
1. Add 1 pot of Community Coffee with a sprinkle of Splenda.
2. Say one Fatima Rosary with intermittened Marian hymns and petitions.
Running Your Program
1. Keep the area bug free.
2. Add cups of hot tea when sluggish.
3. Set on 'nap' speed frequently. (Especially when temperatures outside exceed 98 degrees farenheit)
Problem-Solving
1. 1-800-CHOCOLATE
2. Internet service: http://www.calldad.com/
3. Leave alone for 3 days and then your forgiven.
4. Call your local Apparition of Mary the Mother of God
This C.P.U. (Catholic Person Universal) needs frequent trips to Adoration of the Blessed Sacrament of Jesus Christ.
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